An evil wizard lives in this castle somewhere near Garrison NY. Down the street from this place is a wonderful sandwich shop that sells local produce. He (the wizard) has cast a spell that caused Brian to grt a flat tire, and Brian became very angry. Fuck that wizard.
not to worry, dudes. i just texted a hex to the evil wizard. he won't bother you on the return trip. in fact...you can expect the wind to be in your favor. poof!
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